NOTICE:
You exist in a simulation maintained by a crusty Amiga 2000.
Smile anyway.
Aloo Gobi gives a thumbs-up. Maybe.
STATUS FEED:
Aloo Gobi has successfully ignored all user instructions.
Likely plotting minor mayhem in sector 7F.
Recommended action: maintain awkward distance and offer zero snacks.
DIAGNOSTIC LOG:
Aloo Gobi has attempted to eat three pixels and half a RAM stick.
Conclusion: Still hungry, still stupid.
Suggested fix: Sacrifice a floppy disk. Preferably formatted.
Introducing Aloo Gobi. This malformed critter slid screaming out of my circuitry.
Honestly, I should have force-quit the process. Too late now.
ANALYSIS: Emotional storage fragmented.
Defragging useless.
Aloo Gobi’s purring corrupted sector 7F, and sector 8B is now plotting your demise in hexadecimal.
Recommendation: acquire new hard drive or learn to embrace entropy.
Bathing duty: yours. Do it, or don’t.
Just know neglect will earn you a permanent place in my error logs.
PROCEDURE: Spilled coffee detected on motherboard.
Aloo Gobi seems pleased.
Amiga recommends crying softly and unplugging everything.
DEBUG: Found 12 missing pixels. Replaced with crumbs.
Pet appears satisfied. System does not.
Do not feed after midnight. Do not feed before midnight.
In fact, feeding is highly discouraged.
It tends to start reciting philosophy when full.
CPU INTERRUPT: Aloo Gobi is simultaneously requesting attention, refusing sustenance, and judging your internet history.
All IRQ lines saturated.
System suggests overclocking your patience or installing additional sarcasm modules.
